Nuts on top

Its like a front fruit basket where your nuts are literally over your penis.

When I got out of the shower I surpised my girlfriend with some nuts on top

by Jony_Pony March 24, 2009

Nut Band

1. When a guy puts a rubber band around his penis while jerking off for longer erections

"Hey try this nut band It really makes a splooge valcano"

by Definition Dicktionary December 9, 2016

Nut Bait

A character in fiction made specifically to have others make NSFW fan art of them

”This character is totally Nut Bait, bruh”

by FossilDiggerStudios April 23, 2021

Blood Nut

When you but too many nuts past the point of shooting blanks and instead shoot blood out of your dick.

"Dude I just beat my dick 20 times to achieve the blood nut!"

by ilex07 January 21, 2022

carmelized nuts

Dipping one's scrotum into a pot of boiling caramel, then letting it harden and allowing someone else to lick it clean.

Bruh, yesterday Brad had some carmelized nuts that sally licked clean.

by Carmelized nut boy May 29, 2017

Nut Racing

A game were more than 2 people Stand around a Device playing a type of pornograhy (Normal Porn, Hentai, Cartoon Porn etc.) and try to nut the fastest. The Person who nuts the fastest gets to clean up their mess, The loser(s) don’t!

Hey guys You down for some Nut Racing?

by ToastyPancakes May 5, 2018

no nut nirvana

It is a state achieved after not nutting or jacking off for a long period of time. You ascend the mortal plane, god himself will worship you, you become the universe and the answer to life.

My friends, I have now achieved No Nut Nirvana.

by _Lithium_ November 3, 2019