Buttered Eggs

The result of shaving your testicles while in the shower, and proceeding to lather them in soap while clanking them together.

Bro my buttered eggs are still sore

by Bradyshitzinacan August 23, 2018

Egg roll

The process of cracking an egg into the vagina, and proceeding to fuck it until it’s scrambled.

Person 1: yo we had a weird night yesterday

Person 2: what happened

Person 1: I egg rolled her

by Cockgibbler9000 October 20, 2020

Yoshi's Egg Marketplace

They used to only sell eggs, but now they range from all sorts of top-notch food items.

Yoshi's Egg Marketplace sells eggs.

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

egg

Bald person DO NOT EAT!!! I accidentally ate a bald person because someone called them an egg and got arrested for 17 years DONT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE!!

*talking to a bald person*
"Hahahaha you're an egg!"

by Ooferus February 23, 2023

Cream egg

This is when you are getting a blow job from a black person and you ejaculate in there mouth and slap there cheaks causing the cum explodes out of their mouth like opening a cream egg

Flowing cream
Cream egg

by Longshlond dom November 29, 2016

egg nandez

1. A bold person
2. A combination of an Egg and Nando's

1. "Why did egg nandez go bold?"
2. "Ew... egg nandez is wierd"

by FIFA20isBad June 15, 2021

Egg Blinker

When an individual hits a cart or pen but in an unusual way, you hit for 5 seconds, then 4, then 4, then 4, and 4 one more time, then hold for 8 seconds. It’s supposed to make you feel like there’s an egg in your lung.

“ bro did you see the new egg blinker challenge? “
“ dude, that egg blinker has my dying “

by FezTheFather May 17, 2025