on my dick

When a girl is obsessed with a guy and is always around him and won't leave him alone.
The guy isn't her boyfriend and most of the time doesn't even like her instead talks shit behind her back to his friends.

Person #1 "So Sabrina's still calling you?"
Person #2 "Yeah yo, that bitch is on my dick"

by RLIL1 January 17, 2008

dick douche

A penile cleansing rag.

Man: Hey Paw. Paw: What is it? Man: I have a problem, its my penis and it stinks. Paw:Let me get a whiff. You Need a dick douche.

by Desecratesoul January 14, 2009

soap dick

When you're in the shower and you don't have any lotion to beat off with and you just have to resort to soap. Also, it stings the pee hole on occasion.

"I was in the shower and lotion was no where to be found, so i had to resort to becoming a soap dick for that day, beatin the meat with some lever 2000."

by Kyle Sobkowicz December 18, 2007

needle dick

a tiny thin penis,only good for laughing at.

i saw you naked kevin, you have a little needledick. hahahaha

by stephine September 13, 2005

Dick

Something that women come out of and try spend they’re whole life trying to get some

Hey girl why r u so depressed ?

I just want some dick today !

by 1Shot Duke October 24, 2018

Dicks

The worst/best bar depending on who you are. Located in Hamden, CT. A place that many underage Quinnipiac University students sneak into.

"There are three kinds of people that go to dicks. Sluts, athletes and freshmen."
-Tron circa 2012

by QUbobcat2012 January 23, 2014

Dick Cheney

"The Dick Cheney" - (noun) a sexual position in which your partner is giving you head and you pull your tool out and shoot her in the face.

"My ho was giving my a scraper last night and I gave her the Dick Cheney."

by Keni April 14, 2006