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life sucks take drugs

Like when your friend dies you could say "life sucks take drugs"
by rumii May 2, 2018
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National Suck a titty Day

Men & Women, this event applies whenever you choose. today? yes. tomorrow? yes. every day of the week? yes. every day of the month? yes. every god damn day of the fuckin year? hellllll yeaahhh! your welcome, thank me later.
Hey babe, guess what today is?
what?
It’s National Suck a titty Day biiiiitch!!
helllll yeaahh
by nationalsuckatittyday March 26, 2019
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Like a pig sucking a straw

The sight of a catheter that has been inserted into a moist vagina
"Jesus Christ I just walked past Kelsy and she gave me a right eyeful when she was mid crossing her legs....she's got a bloody catheter in....it looked like a pig sucking a straw"
by Psycho Jeff January 26, 2020
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National Suck A Chode Day

National Suck A Chode Day occurs on July 7th.
Anyone can suck a Chode.
Tom: "Dude, did u hear what tomorrow is?"
Zach: "The 7th?"
Tom: "No! It's national Suck A Chode Day!"
Zach: "I'll text Stacy now!"
by HappyDICKS10075 July 6, 2017
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Second Hand Suck Off

When things don't work out with current your girlfriend, but one of her friends you met while dating, sucks you off.
Damn dude, things didn't work out with Tammie, but Bree sure did give me a great Second Hand Suck Off!!!!
by LemonadeRain December 1, 2016
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sub-reddit suck-up

Posts at the near bottom of any Reddit, 4Chan, etc. thread that are annoying in nature, to how they beg for a dying thread to continue.
That /vgg/ thread for Minecraft had honestly the most sub-reddit suck-up's I've seen. Honestly those guys were fucking begging for the thread to continue!
by Kuu The Snake August 6, 2016
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LLoyd LLoyd Suck Toes

he will suck all the toes, keep your children hidden and wives safe, because hes coming, and coming for thoes TOES. AHHHH YES TOESSSSS
LLoyd LLoyd Suck Toes how are you doing today?

Sucking toes like the usuall LULULULULULUULUl LMFAOOOO LMAO
by tomas t December 22, 2020
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