harvest porn

Videos and/or pictures revealing surprisingly large yields of vegetables (typically root vegetables or tubers) that generate a certain level of titilation when observed.

"Holy crap: look at the size of those potatoes!"
"Oh my gosh, this is SO harvest porn."

by Mickleberry May 3, 2019

Flash Porn

Just enough porn: one or two scenes. Because nobody is watching porn for the storyline.

I enjoyed some Flash Porn on my lunch break; i only had time to watch one scene and the table next to mine was probably wondering what I was smiling at.

by BluLemonade October 12, 2025

porn

the thing you watch when your parents are at work.

"Bro i'm gonna hang up and watch some porn.

by applejackspeople October 18, 2023

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by Isuckpussy🍼 October 29, 2023

porn prying

when the government tries to notify people when you look at porn even though people that do tend to commit less crimes.

The porn prying made America have the most people in jail for a developed country.

by Coop Dupe November 27, 2019

Porn

its an addiction, but not all addiction are bad. Just like this one

I like to watch gay Porn

by CumSlayer March 15, 2022

Porn

Mia Khalifa´s specialty... You searched this because you´re horny.

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by Sugar_Daddy69;) May 3, 2019