creamed jeans

The act of ejaculating to early when seeing a hot female.

Chick: Hi
Dude: I've got to go!

Other Dude: I think that guy just creamed jeans!

by Mclovin42069 March 19, 2017

bills cream

any one of greasy hair products of vain twatty types

why does tricky put so much bills cream on his sweed, he's such a snozztozzle

by forenzic September 16, 2004

Cream Cheese my Bagel

When a guy asks a girl to cream cheese my bagel he is asking her to put a bagel with cream cheese on his dick and jerk it off while she eats the bagel.

Leah can you cream cheese my bagel?

by Licktheclit69 September 28, 2018

Cream space

A woman or man's face. More importantly when one is ready to "arrive".

Random guy: Man I was plowing the fuck outta this chick last night and then I pulled out and unloaded all over her cream space.

by MassiveDynamic January 8, 2016

Cream

Summin that comes out yo poosay or cum hosepipe when u having that orgasm innit

"lemme cream in yo ass bbg"

by IWANKTOCUNTSONLINE June 18, 2023

muckers cream

Muckers cream is a foul thick brown poo like substance which is featured on dick&doms bungalow.

You fancy a bit of muckers cream mate.

by Frasslerdez February 13, 2021

Indiana Cream Puff

When a man ejaculates into another man’s foreskin while docking, then sprinkles powdered sugar on the receiving penis and performs a fellatio.

Jimmy gave Tim an Indiana Cream Puff after the Nickelback show.

by CannoliBob September 6, 2025