mexican tequila sunrise

When you wake up naked with your best friends girlfriend or wife. One wakes up dehydrated, hung over, and the feeling of regret from having drunken sex with his best friends girl.

Zakaria woke up to nice mexican tequila sunrise. He had to get laid.

by PhillipD33zNutZ June 6, 2018

Mexican jumping crack

crack that jumps out of your pipe or bowl.

`I tried to smoke it, but the mexican jumping crack jumped out of my stem.

by Robyn Whatley February 13, 2008

Mexican Torture Stick

An alternative name for a shovel.

The name derives from the fact that Mexicans in the USA often do laborious jobs requiring use of a shovel. Like construction, gardening, road building, or farming.

Why?
A) Many Americans are too fuckin' lazy/fat to do said jobs.
B) The aforementioned Mexicans are (most likely) illegal immigrants.

"Dude, I'm exhausted. I spent all day on the bad end of a Mexican Torture Stick."

"Amigo sure can work that Mexican Torture Stick!"

"Some crackhead tried to rob me, so I whacked him on the head with a Mexican Torture Stick."

by DitchDigger420 September 26, 2011

mexican butt plug

The Mexican butt plug is a fairly easy sex position. It is when a man wraps a tortilla around his penis, and then stuffs it into another persons anus.

Dude I just gave my girlfriend a Mexican butt plug.

by tbruno87 August 6, 2016

Mexican Frito Bath

When a Mexican dude is so drunk he vomits in his buddies lap

Juan couldn't take the bumpy pickup truck ride over the border anymore, and leaned over and gave Jose a Mexican Frito Bath

by CoonTastic May 20, 2015

mexican tootsie roll

when some one deficates in a tootsie roll rapper and gives it to someone

man that fucker just gave me a mexican tootsie roll

by trav1234 February 24, 2010

Mexican Hit & run

When you and a Mexican friend pull up in a heavy pickup blasting loud Mexican music, and pulling two white bitches from Starbucks, and taking them in the middle of nowhere to fuck. After the session, you and your friend drive away blasting the loud Mexican music and leave behind the white bitches and you and your friend's shirts.

Nicole and Amanda had no idea where they were after Juan and Jose pulled of the classical Mexican Hit & Run.

by Datmex26 September 11, 2014