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kiss my shit

a term used by whackjobs to insult another whackjob. Can be used in jest and normally is.
Hey fellow whackjob, you can bend down and kiss my shit
by sunless September 15, 2007
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half moon kiss

When your girlfriend (or boyfriend if you swing that way) stops mid way through giving you a blowjob to kiss you on the lips.

A full moon kiss would be when they kiss you on the lips, after they have given the blowjob.

The former is arguably preferable.
Guy 1: "Dude, Alice is so good at giving head. She even stopped half way through and gave me a half moon kiss!"

Guy 2: "Nice!"
by MichaelToTheJ September 25, 2012
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Hershey Kisses Poops

when a yamagotchi poops it resembles a hersey kiss
by pooman February 12, 2004
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Kiss your ass

This is also an act of extreme affection by a guy to his girl friend. It is best done when she is lying down although she may be standing while he is kneeling. It is a way for him to treat her tenderly with on expectation of return. A girl who has a boy friend willing to kiss and caress her ass is very lucky to have him.
Sweetheart, I 'm gonna kiss your ass because you are so sweet.
by JnWm June 9, 2018
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Mexican French Kiss

When one attempts to perform a "Mexican Chipmunk" but instead, due to the mexican food, lets loose a stream of liquid feces into the partner's mouth
Dude, I was totally going to give this girl a Mexican Chipmunk, but my stomach was upset and I gave her a Mexican French Kiss instead.
by MrCharizard August 11, 2009
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emo boy's kissing

When straight guys can't get any girls so they go and makeout with their bestfriend, who happens to look like a girl and brag to all their emo friends on xanga or myspace that they are in, what they call, 'love'.
Emo boy's kissing:
Harrison:-Cry's- Omggg!!!! Lucy dumped me again!!!
Tom:Dude I hadn't had a girlfriend for like 4 years!!-sobs-
Bob:MY FUCKING SISTER SAID I LOOKED LIKE A GIRL!-cuts self-
Tom:Hey, I have an Idea, let's all makeout, and take pictures of it, and we'll be cooler than XRyanX.
by mickeymouse July 22, 2008
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kiss me more

We hug and, yes, we make love
And always just say goodnight
And we cuddle, sure I do love it
But I need your lips on mine

Chorus: Doja Cat
Can you kiss me more?
We're so young, boy, we ain't got nothin' to lose, uh-oh
It's just principle
Baby, hold me 'cause I like the way we move, uh-oh

Post-Chorus: Doja Cat
Boy, you write your name, I can do the same
Oh, I love the taste, la-la-la-la-la-la
All on my tongue, I want it
Boy, you write your name, I can do the same
Oh, I love the taste, la-la-la-la-la-la
All on my tongue, I want it

Verse 2: Doja Cat
I, I feel like fuckin' somethin'
But we could be corny, fuck it
Sugar, I ain't no dummy, dummy
I like to say, "What if?", but if
We could kiss and just cut the rubbish
Then I might be onto somethin'
I ain't givin' you one in public
I'm givin' you hundreds, fuck it
Somethin' we just gotta get into
Sign first, middle, last on the wisdom tooth
Niggas wishin' that the pussy was a kissin' booth
Taste breakfast, lunch, and gin and juice
And that dinner just like dessert too
And when we French, refresh, gimme two
When I bite that lip, come get me too
He want lipstick, lip gloss, hickeys too, huh
kiss me more
Say give me a buck, need that gushy stuff
Push the limit, no, you ain't good enough
All you niggas say that you lost without me
All my bitches feel like I dodged the county
Fuckin' with you feel like jail, nigga
I can't even exhale, nigga
Pussy like holy grail, you know that
You gon' make me need bail, you know that
Caught dippin' with your friend
You ain't even half man, lyin' on your—, you know that
Got me a bag full of brick, you know that
Control, don't slow the pace if I throw back
All this ass for real
Drama make you feel
Fantasy and whip appeal is all I can give you
by stantwittertroll April 10, 2021
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