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David

The act of a homeless citizen pulling out of the female genitalia before ejaculating and excreting their semen via the genitalia.
"That homeless fuck did a David"
"Lindsay failed to do a David on Sylvia"
by whatintheskibidi November 11, 2024
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David

David is a sweat hearted mal, he is also known as simp towards any male or female mostly the male sex. David is also into deep hairy anal with any (homeless/not homeless). His main suspects are usually named : Ashley,Aston,Barry,Espen, The Matthews,Connor,Riley,Joey,Storm.
Oh I heard David loves anal.
by Cheryl Horsell April 18, 2021
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Ariana David

Basic broke ass wannabe chick that’s dumb as a rock.
Damn don’t be like Ariana David.
by Kklumsy February 16, 2018
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David

More often than not this is a term used to describe a vertically challenged, husky(very husky) human that resembles a Weeble. Yes…weebles wabble but they don’t fall down.
“mommy! mommy” screams little Timmy as he is walking home with his mom from the library. “It’s a giant Weeble and it’s alive”. “Oh Timmy, no need to be afraid son, that’s not a giant human Weeble” says his mother. “Thats just David”
by Krifti January 21, 2025
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David off

Is the same as "Jack off"/"Jacking off", but in a more elegant way with long hair and shaved legs.
A guy named David: I beg my pardon. Do you have any idea where I can find a facial cleanser set for lighter skins?

Some other Dude: Can you David off please.
by Quickbrother August 21, 2019
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David

by DVDXVX January 20, 2023
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Davide Urbisci

Of course someone is gonna search me up...
Just Davide Urbisci being himself
by TheRealDavideUrbisci February 4, 2018
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