John-rock

A particularly hard and threatening erection.

Steve: Hey Bill, why are you so fired up?

Bill: I gotta get home, Sue's in for it tonight - I'm going to John-rock her bandy legged!

by DrCaulifl0wer July 2, 2011

Rock Mouth

A filthy braud who will take cock in the mouth in exchange for rock.

Hey man it's Jenny, ohhh wait here while i go to my car and get some rock. "Hey Jenny you rock mouth come blow me".

by MATTJ944 August 13, 2011

rocks socks

to do something realy cool or amazing

it can be inhansed by the adding of other word like major-it rocks major socks

guy 1: did you play that new game for the wiis3

guy 2: hell yea it rocks socks

by so0o easy January 17, 2009

Fellowship of the Rock

A legacy of a tightly knit group constituting a kinship all exhibiting attributes of chiseled looks, excelsior athletic skills, impeccable academic talents and the overall spirit of winning.

I was gonna go pick up on dat hottie in da club but the fellowship of the rock had dibs.

Did you see that guy steal that girl from her boyfriend while he went to the bathroom? That is fellowship material.

by Skylar Novak November 7, 2008

Ass rock

it's exactly what it sounds like, a rock that smells asthough it has been thoroughly, and deeply covered in shit. There is usually no context as to how the rock smells this way, but it happens. Apparently this happens in Australia alot too, ass rocks are just regular rocks found along the ground.

Florida kid: Aye, what's up with that rock?
Aussie kid: Whaddu ya mean?
Florida kid: Smells pretty funky to me.
Aussie kid: Nah, mate. It's just another ass rock!

by Sugar wants Snake proud May 6, 2018

Under the rocks

A place people live that don't understand things that go on around them and are also oblivious to age old expressions.

Aaron: "What does 'brass tacks' mean?
Me: "WTF, Aaron, you live under the rocks!"

by Lukarella November 3, 2015

Rock Boredom

A play off Rock Bottom

When you are as bored as you can possibly be. Nothing you have available to you looks interesting. No matter what fun activities you indulge in, you remain bored.

Guy: Man, I'm bored
Friend: Oh, wanna play some video games?
Guy: No man, I've hit rock boredom

by Cobalt. August 20, 2008