poop impotent

Being at your cousin's house and bragging that you're about to stink up his bathroom with a big poop but nothing comes out. You walk out of the bathroom feeling asgamed.

Sorry babe, I just can't poop on command. It takes a lot of mental preparation. I think I'm poop impotent.

by hotponyexpress November 19, 2015

pooping pillows

the comfortable cushion provided by larger than average ass cheeks while taking a poop

i'd fluff that chicks pooping pillows, nah mean?

by rbem May 22, 2008

Poop swoosh

When you pop a squat on the royal throne and your dookie drops into the water and disappears into the sewer without having to flush the toilet..don’t forget to wipe though

Yo Jared, I encountered the iconic poop swoosh while taking a dump today!

by Mike Oxhot December 24, 2021

Poop Pimples

When have to poop so bad you get goose bumps.

Oh my god pull over I have to poop so bad I have poop pimples.

by notreallyfunnyatall April 16, 2022

alphabet poop

there is poop in my (alphabet) soup!

P1: man i gatta go
P2: NO NOT THE-
P3: it seems your alphabet soup is now alphabet poop
P4: press F to pay respects

by yardardar April 5, 2021

[Poop] Swiping

Verb. The act of using a touch screen electronic device while sitting on the toilet pooping.

Johnny came out of the bathroom after an hour with his IPad. His mom said, "where you poop swiping?" Johnny said, "Yes"

by desanbenz January 18, 2015

Poop Hoop

A synonym of a toilet ball.

Me: Did you see that ball go round and round the hoop like a toilet bowl?
Doug: Yeah, but we real hoopers don't call it a toilet ball. We call it a "poop hoop."

by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021