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Clay-birding

The act of your jerking off into a used garment/property of somebody you want to fuck then. Then Just before you cum, you throw the used grament/property in the air and try to shoot load and hit said target.
Bro! brandon went clay-birding with jessicas' towel in the lounge lastnight. Dude chucked it back in the heat rack after the mad dog.
by Saltyseadog75 August 2, 2018
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bumpy bird

A bumpy bird, commonly known as a bird with bumps.
"That feller over there got a bumpy bird"
by Big Pimping 42069 October 5, 2023
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President Birds

A group of two or more birds that are trapped in the same set of plastic six-pack rings found on soda cans, causing them to need to act together to function. Similar to a rat king.
"Terry, did you just see those President Birds? There was a cardinal, a blue jay, and a pigeon!"
by Zombeans March 22, 2024
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Jeremiah-Bird

A tweeker from the speaker and down to twist one with anyone
Wow that Jeremiah-Bird was one heck of dude
by Turbochargedblower March 2, 2022
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Mother Birding

When you performe the act of fellatio on a male, he then ejaculates into the mouth of the sexual partner. From this point the partner of the pleasure receiver contains the semen in their mouth and spits or kisses the semen in his mouth. Hence mother birding.
"I'm think of mother birding Josh to spice up the relationship" "I mother birded Dan and he totally loved it"
by Sexual goddess December 17, 2013
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doe toe bird

Look!!! Savannah has a doe toe bird!
by lemonseahorse January 23, 2021
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