hairtie syndrome

adj. When the vagina of a promiscuous individual has become extremely loose, therefore resembling an old hairtie.

n. Any somewhat loose coochie.

"She such a ho she probably gon' have hairtie syndrome fo' she 20."

"Nic and I have been doing it so much I'm afraid I'm getting hairtie syndrome already."

by Radishimoe July 1, 2008

Smiley Syndrome

Smiley-Syndrome: The Inability to control your inner ego and remain Humble and disassociate ad hoc attacks with something bigger than yourself. Smiley-Syndrome is a more severe case of bitchassness.

Reverend Wright has smiley syndrome. Smiley syndrome gives him a false sense of believing people care about the substantive merits of his arguments. Smiley syndrome makes one feel the need to prove himself to the public and defend his statements.

by Peter Wilkins May 4, 2008

G.D.S.A.B.S syndrome

'Gunna Do Something A Bit Silly' Syndrome
from the book 'Around Ireland with a fridge' by Tony Hawks

"alas, i had been struck down with what phychoanalysts refer to as G.D.S.A.B.S syndrome

by MaxZEro October 1, 2005

upperclass syndrome

when an upper classmen spends most of his time trying to get with younger girls, but usually doesnt succeed.

Garrett is always spittin at the sophmore girls, but doesn't get much. He has upperclass syndrome.

by E-NO March 10, 2007

John Syndrome

When a girl or group of girls like/give sexual pleasure to a boy who other boys find annoying or weird. These boys cannot figure out how this boy manages to get so many girls. Symptons include selling out your boys, backstabbing, being a snake in the grass, thinking with your balls instead of your brain and not being invited anywhere by guys.

Guy at a club:Dude how is he getting so much ass? He lives with his parents, cannot cut his own food, and is a total weirdo and a douche.
Other guy: I have no idea man. I guess he has john syndrome.

by WhereLegendsAreBorn February 7, 2010

daggio syndrome

Going home after a sexual session half satisfied, but your partner has been fully pleased thanks to your hard work.

Daggio Syndrome is characterized with coming home after having sex but your boyfriend stopped after he came.

by Chury December 15, 2008

fuckmoose syndrome

Fuckmoose syndrome is a very rare illness seen in 0.1% of the population. Humans impaired with the syndrome tend to be loud and violent, as well as sick, masochistic perverted pedophiles. If you ever meet a fuckmoose, be sure to contact the local mental illness facility.

-" hey Betty, have you heard theres someone with fuckmoose syndrome on the loose?"-
-" Its Britney, bitch."-

by That salty carrot June 26, 2018