bro-almighty is the leader of a pack of bros. He only drinks american beer and bathes daily in old spice. He doesn't handle light work, like bouncers or hoes. That's only for common bros. Bro-Almighty deserves only the highest respect.
Example: George Washington was a bro-almighty.
by Bearded Wisdom January 30, 2014
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Generally metro sexual in appearance, the Beta Bro avoids work at all costs, and prefers to hire Oompa Loompas for basic household or yard-based projects. Beta Bros usually have a fully stocked patio fridge, with strange concoctions like hard kombucha found within.
For reasons unknown the Beta Bros are mostly located in Tranzana, although during hot summers they can occasionally be found frolicking along the upper reaches of certain rivers in California, playing loud music non-stop.
Generally metro sexual in appearance, the Beta Bro avoids work at all costs, and prefers to hire Oompa Loompas for basic household or yard-based projects. Beta Bros usually have a fully stocked patio fridge, with strange concoctions like hard kombucha found within.
For reasons unknown the Beta Bros are mostly located in Tranzana, although during hot summers they can occasionally be found frolicking along the upper reaches of certain rivers in California, playing loud music non-stop.
Hey Jonathan, I'd love to open a can of Whoop Ass on Sean, or challenge him to a stick fight, but he's such a Beta Bro he'd probably have to go to therapy afterward
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A guy you're going to pound town with on the side that your boyfriend doesn't know about.
A guy you're going to pound town with on the side that your boyfriend doesn't know about.
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an old car slightly beaten up, with at least one "skater" sticker on it. The car is inhabited by bros with one or more bro wearing a hat off set to the side.
by emmae November 6, 2011
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An avant-bro might also prefer to watch television/internet, do expensive drugs, drink, play drinking games, listen to brostep, talk about girls that are only interested in repeating information & their own bodies, shit talking/making fun of people as opposed to getting into some creative activity that no one's ever understood before.
An avant-bro might also prefer to watch television/internet, do expensive drugs, drink, play drinking games, listen to brostep, talk about girls that are only interested in repeating information & their own bodies, shit talking/making fun of people as opposed to getting into some creative activity that no one's ever understood before.
"I paid $xx,xxx.xxx for my imagination so I could be an avant-bro, spend my parents money and not have any interests outside of socializing."
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