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Mexican Frito Bath

When a Mexican dude is so drunk he vomits in his buddies lap
Juan couldn't take the bumpy pickup truck ride over the border anymore, and leaned over and gave Jose a Mexican Frito Bath
by CoonTastic May 20, 2015
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Mexican jumping crack

crack that jumps out of your pipe or bowl.
`I tried to smoke it, but the mexican jumping crack jumped out of my stem.
by Robyn Whatley February 13, 2008
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mexican tequila sunrise

When you wake up naked with your best friends girlfriend or wife. One wakes up dehydrated, hung over, and the feeling of regret from having drunken sex with his best friends girl.
Zakaria woke up to nice mexican tequila sunrise. He had to get laid.
by PhillipD33zNutZ June 6, 2018
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Mexican Torture Stick

An alternative name for a shovel.

The name derives from the fact that Mexicans in the USA often do laborious jobs requiring use of a shovel. Like construction, gardening, road building, or farming.

Why?
A) Many Americans are too fuckin' lazy/fat to do said jobs.
B) The aforementioned Mexicans are (most likely) illegal immigrants.
"Dude, I'm exhausted. I spent all day on the bad end of a Mexican Torture Stick."

"Amigo sure can work that Mexican Torture Stick!"

"Some crackhead tried to rob me, so I whacked him on the head with a Mexican Torture Stick."
by DitchDigger420 September 26, 2011
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Mexican window-fuck

A traditional Mexican event where they line up during an erection and sprint into a large window to break with their cock
Yo Aiden, you coming to the annual mexican window-fuck tonight? Its gonna be lit
by Big John!! April 26, 2021
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mexican butt plug

The Mexican butt plug is a fairly easy sex position. It is when a man wraps a tortilla around his penis, and then stuffs it into another persons anus.
Dude I just gave my girlfriend a Mexican butt plug.
by tbruno87 August 6, 2016
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mexican mitten party

a lesbian sex party event in which one girl performs a mexican minivan on another while it is being done to her and the person doing it to her is having it done to herself and so on...
my weird ass sister and her friends were having a mexican mitten party last night, it sounded like stirring mac n cheese
by bassplayer2493 November 5, 2009
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