Jake

A red head who is really good at; sucking toes, Doing his friends mothers and sleeping but not at rocket league.

"Wow that guy is a real Jake! Just remind me not to play Rocket League with him"

by Tezzerakt November 12, 2020

jake richter

a simp. really nice to blonde girls but is mean to most others. very popular and a slight alcoholic.

“did you hear that jake richter is dating rachel?”

by hugo frank May 8, 2021

Jake

The worst person to enter your life. He will single handedly ruin your life by gaslighting and lying to you. He is definitely not above 5’7. Has aggressive mommy issues that makes him foul to be around. Jake’s are narcissists who think they are right about everything and cannot listen to anyone but themselves.

“Have you seen Jake?”
“Oh you mean the short asshole?”
“Yep that’s him”

by wasianbaddiekilla December 3, 2021

Jake fisher

A way you describe a coon

Jake fisher is a nigger

by Daddy domy December 22, 2022

Jake

an annoying little shit who doesn't do anything to brighten your day, looks like crash and eddie from ice age and can't hold a conversation with a girl. Stigs for attention but can't hold a blunt to save his life.

Person 1 - "I had to sit next to Jake in history"

Person 2 - "Feels bad"

by Nuggiet June 29, 2020

Jake

aka Sim Jaeyun/ Shim Jaeyoon. He is a member of the South Korean boy group called ENHYPEN. Know as the ICON OF GROWTH. so fkng talented and handsome. And his Aussie accent makes people go crazy over him. his world is Leila. He’s smart especially in mathematics. He has an older brother and comes from a wealthy family. He used to play soccer. Nationality is Australian-Korean. His best friend is Sunghoon, and fans called them as JAKEHOON. He is a good story-teller. everyone adores their friendship. ENGENES loves him so much. He is the best boy! He deserves the whole world.

A happy little aussie boy, Jake.

by ENGENE.div October 10, 2020

Jake Jones

Jake Jones is usually a lion among all the humans, he is usually jacked and gets more birds then sanctuary. He is usually really strong and waits for the girls to come to him, do't bother snapping him he is either pumping iron or playing a quick 9 with they boys. Jake Jones is most likely going to the tour as he is a god compared to his peers. There is no such thing as jesus or allah when Jake is in the room. Bow down to him and you are on the market for a crisp high five.

OMG look at Jake Jones he is so sexy

by J3TS2955 April 20, 2021