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Get the TOM mug.A guy how picks his own pubes out "just for fun" and dates people who video themselves shitting. He will also have a sister called Charlotte who gets rammed by all his mates cos shes mega fit
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Get the Tom mug.A beautiful guy with bright large eyes, freckles, and AMAZING cheekbones! generous but indenial when he likes someone. a stalker, and a pedophile. likes to wear dresses and is slightly gay.
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by cheeseyspicey November 4, 2021
Get the Tom Holland mug.Tom is a middle aged, middle class, suburban white dad. He wears cargo shorts and a t shirt, is good at fixing cars, watches sports religiously, is constantly making dad jokes such as: “That’s what she said!” “*insert word here* her? I don’t even know her!” Or “Welp, looks like we’re gonna have to amputate it.” When their kid gets a scrape, is always going to Home Depot, wears aprons with things like “big daddy” on themand enjoys fishing, grilling, and cracking open a cold one. Think Tim Allen from Home Improvement.
Person A: This is my dad
Person A’s Dad: Hi Person B how are you? I can’t talk for long I need to get to Home Depot to buy a new ladder but it’s nice meeting you!
Person B: Dude, your dad is such a Tom.
Person A’s Dad: Hi Person B how are you? I can’t talk for long I need to get to Home Depot to buy a new ladder but it’s nice meeting you!
Person B: Dude, your dad is such a Tom.
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