Ur Mom

Joking Hazard

Me : What game are you playing?

Brother : Ur Mom

by Deffonitons February 3, 2022

ur mom

a commonly used word that you can use for anything and EVERYTHING all most and basic white boy you find will say it. this is also a very overused word.

you- what you after school
basic white boy- ur mom

by BlueBarryBeeBenson March 29, 2022

ur girl sends .

they are breaking up with you because you fucked up

ur girl sends .

guy wth

by bhad.bby.89 December 29, 2020

ur ancestors incest

The immortal insult, it is like ur family tree lgbt squared, all other insults are disregarded and sent to the shadow realm.

Bill- "Hey bob ur mom gay lol"
Bob- "ur dad lesbian"
Bill- "ur family tree lgbt"
Bob- "ur ancestors incest"
Bill- *kermits suicide*

by Hoxtonbutlitter June 10, 2018

Ur mum public good

An even more devastating insult based on 'ur mum gay'. It's so destructive and intellectually stimulating, apply with caution.

Sam: "Ur mum is non-excludable and non-rivalrous, ur mum public good"

Valen: *Deleted from existence*

by Morganfr33farm May 29, 2018

ur mom

mom jokes usually used as a placeholder for jokes u dont have any1 4

ur mom is so fat that the doctor was ready to help her give birth

by why are u reading my name August 21, 2022

ur mom

the worlds hottest women. the women all ur friends totally banged last night.

man 1: i smashed the HOTTEST chick last night
man 2: who?
man 1: ur mom ;)

by im gay <3 July 28, 2021