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Blue water touchdown

Taking the first shit after the toilet has been cleaned at work or at home and the water in the bowl is still blue because it hasn't been flushed for the first time.
John: Fuck yeah, must've been the first one in the men's bathroom this morning and I scored a blue water touchdown!
Travis: No way dude! We're there any others left?
John: No clue but someone else was leaving a smelly deuce when I was leaving.

Travis: Nevermind, that's not worth it.
by John E. Law January 7, 2019
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still-water drunk

A point in drunkenness where you feel as if you are in completely still water
Jalen looks like he's in a trance dude.
No man he's just still-water drunk
by Kwp58 May 21, 2014
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Cold Water Challenge

Where people think its impressive to pour ice water over their head on a 100 degree day.
Hi I am an idiot, And this is my cold water challenge. If I do this, I think I dont have to donate to ALS.
by Madpuppy November 12, 2014
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Albanian Water Buffalo

When you have sex in the shower and she gets on the floor in the dark while wet and moans like a hippo while getting her ass plugged. Meanwhile her cousin comes in and collects the water dripping from her pussy and drinks it.
Chad: Yo how did that date go last night?
Mark: Great bro, I gave that girl an Albanian Water Buffalo. We even called her cousin for a more authentic experience.
by Will the kyle December 9, 2019
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Water Bottle Big

When describing to another female the size of her partners penis without using numbers.
Like oh my God Kelly it was like water bottle big.
by jbelasi January 25, 2016
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sky water flu

When a flight nurse or flight paramedic leaves work “sick”, but coincidentally the aircraft cannot complete a mission because of weather. (Because they don’t want to do ground transfers)
LifeFlight 2 is unable to fly due to weather—both crew members called out with the “sky water flu”.
by MontrealMedic1 July 8, 2021
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Polish Water Tower

A sexual act involving a male (or female) standing on top of a ladder and ejaculating or squirting onto a willing recipient below.
She stood atop the ladder and gave me a Polish Water Tower
by theycallmeyungdaggerdick April 26, 2020
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