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x-men piss

the x-men piss is when two people urinate into a toilet and make an x shaped stream with their urine
gerald and jacob went to the toilet to have an x-men piss it was a great experience.
by bbqchip_sarah March 5, 2021
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Piss-stain graffiti

Piss-stain graffiti is graffiti that is sprayed on someone else's property. It always lacks creativity and is sprayed for the purpose to look cool in front of your friends. It won't make you look cool, but it will make you an asshole.
Poser: Hey dude, check out what I tagged last night!

Normal kid: You fuck-up that's piss-stain graffiti!

*Poser gets beat by the normal kid*
by brotato4881 May 10, 2010
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Pissing on your shoes

When you put your trust in someone and then they shit on you from a serious height.
That girl cheats on you all the time dude, she’s constantly pissing on your shoes.
by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019
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smelling your piss

This is an old school term that I am very surprised that isn't on here. When one thinks they have come of age or at a stage in they life that that they can talk and act a different way towards others...mainly seen in a negative connotation. The term is a reference to one's bodily changes as one gets older: what one eats and drinks as they get older can change the actual smell of one's urine as it becomes stronger...
Smelling your piss: alll of a sudden he thinks cuz he got that job up at UPS and he makin' a lil money, he can get funky wit his momma and them talkin back to them like they aint shit...over there smellin' his piss
by Sound of a Clock Ticking October 6, 2022
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piss to my ear

Person 1: ”Believe it or not but I found a real diamond last night and..".
Person 2: ...”Don’t piss to my ear!"
by Thehostess April 24, 2017
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Pisses my jorts

An alternative to that grinds my gears. Which is used to describe something that makes you a bit mad or aggravate
Hey did you see how it the video kept pausing?

Yeah. Yknow what, that really pisses my jorts!
by Anonymous gay June 5, 2018
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Sussy piss goblin

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