Law

non-existent

person 1 - what is the law

person 2 - oh its non-existent

by anonymous June 20, 2023

Fox's law

Like godwin's law but pertaining to biscuits - a favourite conversation topic amongst brits on Internet forums - especially once a thread has served its purpose or the original poster has made things awkward, someone (usually sarcastic) will eventually mention biscuits to diffuse and/or derail the thread.

Some squid asked a question on the motorbike forum about cleaning his carburetor - we pointed out that his 2019 lexmoto is electronically injected, he got angry. Next post was a question about whether you should dunk a custard cream or not. Fox's law.

by Geoffbot August 28, 2019

Shanaynay’s Law

The known property of a camp fire’s smoke to follow its occupants around the fire, regardless of the effort to escape the smoke.

Chris: “Man, I can’t get out of the smoke! It keeps following me!”
Aaron: “Yeah, of course; that’s Shanaynay’s Law”

by Aman245 December 30, 2021

bar in the law

Refers to a block or obstacle that prevents the user from attaining his or her goal. A sort of happy coincidence.

Bill: "Man, I can't marry Bianca until her bitch sister gets hitched!"
Will: "Neither can I!"
Bill: "Well, I guess this bar in the law makes us friends."
-Taming of the Shrew

by Coffee Grounds March 4, 2008

Girlfriend-In-Law

When your sibling screws you over bad and can't treat them right, Switch sides.

My girlfriend-in-law came up from Georgia to spend the week with me.

by Ripley2025 August 15, 2025

grandniece-in-law

1. The granddaughter-in-law of one's sibling.
2. The granddaughter of one's spouse's sibling.

My grandniece-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Law of more

if some is good, more is better

the some could be anything, more pressure, more speed, more rocks, really anything

"That isn't flowing very well, why don't you apply the law of more"

"operator turns up the pressure"

" that's flowing much better now"

by poopstain-ca February 26, 2010