A group of lowly cougars who use books as an excuse to get HAMMERED. It all starts with a little "sip" of wine, next thing you know they're pissing on police cars and your son Burt is contemplating using his Luger on you. Often confused with an actual exchange of literary opinions, this is a full blown cougar frat party; a proverbial last hoorah before menopause hits. It's a way to keep pussies wet and livers even wetter. FUCK OUR KIDS LETS GET HAMMERED!!!
P.S. Fuck you dude (mom)!!! I'm just trying to jerk off and watch my anime in peace!!!!!
P.S. Fuck you dude (mom)!!! I'm just trying to jerk off and watch my anime in peace!!!!!
"Girls!!! I can feel my cervix shriveling up, its time for a 'book club meeting'. Lets fucking shit on the floor and turn our kids into sluts and losers (pipe fitter)."
"Peotone can make the dampest pussy dry as a FUCKING BONE! Lets convene for some smut and everclear in my family living room, and tell our kids it's 'book club'.
"Its time for the flood gates to open (alcohol cabinet/pussies), lets call the neighborhood milfs for a 'Book Club' meeting, its that time of the month again."
"Peotone can make the dampest pussy dry as a FUCKING BONE! Lets convene for some smut and everclear in my family living room, and tell our kids it's 'book club'.
"Its time for the flood gates to open (alcohol cabinet/pussies), lets call the neighborhood milfs for a 'Book Club' meeting, its that time of the month again."
by Noah Cuthbertson April 10, 2025
Get the Book Clubmug. 
used as an observation that someone else is in a difficult or unwelcome situation similar to one's own.
by Arminkshipper May 19, 2025
Get the Join the clubmug. A “club zombie” is very similar to a “club rat,” however a zombie is unable to function in the normal world, and feels at peace when sweating in a dingy club. A club zombie is physically unable enjoy a “night in” and frequents clubs on weekdays and all recognized holidays. A club zombie most likely knows all of the words to “Beautiful Girls” by Sean Kingston and keeps their “promoter” on retainer.
by Rodrick lover July 27, 2023
Get the Club Zombiemug. The fan club is a group of strange girls who spam each other Drarry pics. that is the ship of harry and Draco. they also have fans, hence the name. They consist of Green buddy number 1, emma snow(Draco's gf), and Garfield.
by DRACOMSWIFE November 26, 2019
Get the Fan club of a placemug. 1. the act of going to a club or series of clubs in a single night, usually with friends
2. the act of brutally destroying people who are less skilled or experienced than you in a competitive setting, particularly in video games; comes from the act of clubbing seals while hunting
2. the act of brutally destroying people who are less skilled or experienced than you in a competitive setting, particularly in video games; comes from the act of clubbing seals while hunting
1. "Yeah, me and the boys went clubbing last night, but the scene was pretty wack."
2. "I clubbed some people yesterday in Counter Strike. They had no idea what they were doing, it was hilarious."
2. "I clubbed some people yesterday in Counter Strike. They had no idea what they were doing, it was hilarious."
by speg379 October 7, 2020
Get the clubbingmug. A club in which the coolest kids in school rock out to literally every kind of music genre there is, learn to play instruments, and form a band.
“What are you doing after school?”
“I have BAM Club.”
“Oh cool, what’s that?”
“Ya know, where legends learn how to be swag”
“I have BAM Club.”
“Oh cool, what’s that?”
“Ya know, where legends learn how to be swag”
by HHHS_BAM August 28, 2021
Get the BAM Clubmug.