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National Send Boobs Day

On August 8 is National Send Boobs Day on this Day females are to send Boobs to anybody who asks.
by JoeBilly meMy August 7, 2021
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National simp for Maleah day

May 12 is national simp for Maleah day. Any girl named Maleah gets simped on for the whole day. All the boys either give her gifts or attempt to kiss her because her day is so special
Jacob: yo dude what day is it?
Ethan: yo don’t you know? It’s may 12th?Did you forget it’s national simp for Maleah day?

Jacob: ohhh shoot dude. I didn’t even get a gift so simp for Maleah frick
by KSPJOF1117 November 28, 2020
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National pink cup day

November 7th is the national pink cup day where u celebrate by drinking out of a pink cup. Also on this day you can skip school but you have to do the pink cup ritual where you sing ‘oH mY pInK cUp! PrAiSe ThY pInK cUp!’
Me: today is national pink cup day

J: really

Me: Yh

J: wait let me grab my pink cup
by Pink cup 10908 November 4, 2019
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National Miss school day

On December the 2nd it is national miss school day
Bob: You going to school on December the 2nd

Jeff: No

Bob: Why

Jeff: It is national miss school day
by JeffandBob1243278943984278 November 11, 2019
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National Minecraft chicken day

National chicken day is a day we remember our fallen chickens who died due to a creeper explosion every may 8th we shall salute with the l, Marburg Anthem at 10:00pm.
Hey dude did you hear it's may 8th

National Minecraft chicken day it's we need to salute at 10:00pm.
by Tommysoot May 8, 2021
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World national bitch day

World national bitch day is a holiday that falls on march 7th every year. Anyone born on this day automatically receives the legal name of a "bitch"
Guy 1) did you know that march 7th is world national bitch day
Guy 2) isnt guy 3 born on march 7th? He must be a real bitch
by Hooded_wolf March 17, 2021
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National ass grab day

made by fuck heads who want to get a gf/ bf after not seeing the sun for years

Dont use this as an excuse you'll just look like a sexual predator
Guy1: It's national ass grab day
Guy2: Fuck off you creep
by notheretoday April 20, 2021
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