ignore her she drinks

A phrase used by fandoms to excuse something extremely weird their fave just said.

@taylorswift13: “omg did you just call me ‘daddy’”
Fan: ignore her she drinks

by alexkristian October 20, 2022

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Balls in her Sauce

When you have sex with a girl on her period and get blood on your balls.

Moby Dick: Dude I put my balls in Snickers sauce last night.

Friend: Damn dude. I wanna put my balls in someones sauce!

Dude. I put my balls in her sauce last night.

by Snickers101 June 12, 2018

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the 90s hit her hard

When a person's eyebrow are so thin, or even not existent. It is assumed the person plucked their eyebrows so thin, a popular style in the 90s and early 00s, that they can no longer regrow them.

God, her eyebrows are so thin. The 90s hit her hard.

by Rose128 October 28, 2017

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When one uses household objects, tools, and unconventional objects to get his girl off. i.e. milk i.e. hamper i.e. flyswatter i.e. WD-40 i.e butter i.e vegetables. The trick is they cannot be used solo and have to create unthinkable success of a home-run magnitude.

I heard Shanasty wailing in ecstasy and flapping like a cat in heat from her tent at the campout--Raul totally Macgyvered her with that Marshmallow encrusted road flare attached to a battery powered Winnie the Poo toothbrush shaft with Double D batteries...then he made the emergency reflective blanket into a make shift condom with an asparagus rubber band and it was fire-breathing GO TIME!

by Dirty JJJ March 28, 2011

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Shave Her Saint Bernard

An extremely hairy vagina area that needs to be tamed.

Kim had to shave her saint bernard before putting on her bikini bottoms for the beach later today.

by JohnTesimo April 27, 2016

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she/her-ing objects

when (often self proclaimed liberal girls) assign inanimate objects she/her pronouns

it seems to be done as a feminist act ….. but haven’t women been objectified enough?

i see your yellow hydro flask with a RBG sticker, and compliment it : “oohh, she’s cute”
lighting a bowl and it catches: “oh she’s going now!”
looks at dress in mirror: “she’s giving y2k glamour”

in each scenario, “she” referring to the inanimate object - hence she/her-ing objects

by tiktoktarot444 January 2, 2022

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