Fart Catcher

A person who cannot get their tongue further up the bosses / superiors / other persons arsehole. A kiss-arse. An arse licker. A rimmer. Someone who unnecessarily worships someone so much they catch their precious farts lest they be released into thin air.

That Tony Blair is a real fart catcher to George W Bush!

by JackersKnackers March 26, 2008

Shallow Fart

A fart that has very little gas content, as it is squeaking out ahead of a large solid mass in the bowels. The shallow fart portends defecation.

I'm having really shallow farts right now" = "My contractions are getting closer together

by cannibal pete May 29, 2010

weiner farts

Like a Queef, but for men.

Watch out bro, I think that dude has been storing up a powerful weiner farts. We better get out of here before he blows.

by my boy slepnir August 5, 2017

dessert fart

When you fart, but instead of the usual repulsive, disgusting smell that follows, it smells like a sweet array of desserts, such as cakes, cookies, and sweet apple pie.

Kutch: *Farts*

Coklar: Dude serio... oh wait.... Mmmm that was a dessert fart!

Kutch: You're welcome.

by Theosquatch April 25, 2014

Fart Thirty

At any camp or sleepover involving junior high boys, the time after "lights out" to begin making farting noises, real or imitated.

The youth director is asleep - it's fart thirty!

(sleepy camper) What time is it?
(friend rips one)
(sleepy camper) Oh. It must be fart thirty! (responding in kind)

by bob beeflips November 16, 2011

bullet fart

A sequence of repetitive farts.

Guy one: "Oh shit! Is someone shooting a machine gun?!?"

Guy two: "No, that's just Quan setting off some bullet farts."

by Fngrfkr April 25, 2014

yogurt fart

when you open up a yogurt container and it squirts/ejaculates its yogurtness all over your hand

veronica beaverhausen's yogurt farted all over her hand as she opened it in class and she got super-pissed and left to clean its yogurt jizz off her hand

by alotta fhagina April 8, 2009