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Alex

An Alex is a strong, handsome, and funny young man. He loves to play football with his friends. Please note that having an Alex is a critical part of life.
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Alex aka alexandria

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Alex

Alex, derived from the ancient Greek "Alexander," is often connected with historical figures like Alexander the Great, Alexander Graham Bell, Alexander McQueen. But in reality he is a human shit stain. As any friend of an Alex knows, you'd be better off being friends with an actual shit stain than an Alex. He is selfish, boring, and very often sociopathic. Alex's are also prone to be extremely short, often with unkempt hair. You'd be forgiven for seeing an Alex and assuming they are homeless — very often they are simply just being an Alex.
"Oh, jesus fuck. Alex just got here. I think I need to leave right now."

"I just started a new job, and my boss's name is Alex. I can tell this was a bad decision."
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A asian that keeps using the word nigga, he may be hot but he so eshay u wanna puke. Stay strong alex u stupid motherfucker
Hey Alex what’s up

Alex: FUUUUUUCK OFF U STUPID BIIIIIIIIIITCH

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Alex Hoochie Poochie

An Alex Hoochie Poochie, is someone named Alex Gooch that has a massive penis
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alex vermeulen

You don’t know alex vermeulen?
They’re the king of rap! I also love their monster high doll.
Their bussy stinks a bit tho.
Fank yew, next
Alex vermeulen is so thic, I hear it clap from here!
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Alex

Funky lookin’ pants wearin’ ass tootin’ raspberry blowin’ stanky girl. Now that’s an Alex
P1: someone ate my Easter chocolate

P2: must be that slimy alex, I think I smell her
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