Vagina

The most glorified hole in the world, and an overal overrated experience that men crave due to their primitive instincts.

this hole gives women soft power which they wouldn't have otherwise.

Jim: "i wanna be in a vagina and slide like a penguin"

dan: "Man thats all you care about you turbovirgin"

by xXMeemLord3225Xx November 24, 2021

Vagina

Insert penis here

Man no vagina, woman vagina

by AdrianoDaVinci May 1, 2022

Vagina Vance

It means “badass” or a guy that gets a lot of pussy

Did you know Noah made out with 6 girls this week? He’s a Vagina Vance!

by Kyler76 November 15, 2019

Vagina Memoir

When a guy goes into graphic details of an ex female partner depicting her vagina to his friends.

Guy: So I was with this girl last night and we started some freaky shit. Guy2: yo bro I don't need to hear her vagina memoir.

by missym December 14, 2014

Vagina-bug

"Vagina-bugs" is another term of endearment for your son or daughter, or any youth that might cross your path.... If they are treated like the animals they are, they won't be civil or friendly towards anyone ever.... These are the worst ones.... They must be kept in a small, tightly closed wire or steel bar cage until they calm. If one or more of the "V.B" congregate or gather, the only way to successfully eliminate their colony is to spray with a mixture of pesticides and melatonin....

Congratulations on the birth of your beautiful vagina-bug!

by Crispyshelbycake July 1, 2022

Vagina Suffocation

Sitting on someone’s face with your vagina until suffocating them

My vagina was throbbing so I sat on Josh’s face while he ate me out and he died of vagina suffocation

by _.bitchmade._ May 28, 2019

Vagina Face

A derogatory term or insult used to make fun of a stupid person’s stupid face (This can imply that said person’s face looks like a vagina but can also just be used to simply imply how stupid their face looks).

What’s up Vagina Face? Yeah, That’s right, I just said your face looks like a vagina!

by The Smole April 11, 2023