bang jobber

a come back to your wife when she is flirting and arguing with you at the same time. she has won the argument that she is not a towel, hooking ass hooker or dork (suggestible come back to dork is "you're a whales penis!")

Oh, I'm a whale's penis? Well you are a fucking bang jobber you hooking ass hooker!

by jaquanolicous February 24, 2014

Pelly Bang

A man who is not so good which is not so good and pretty bad

Oh no! It's Pelly Bang
It is?! I heard he was pretty bad and not so good
IM PELLY BANGAND I WILL BE PRETTY BAD SOMETIMES!!!

by Pelly Bang May 12, 2023

banging riding

It's when someone is riding really good.
This term is also used from Snoop Dogg.

I'm banging riding, but doin' it good!

by SeedXero November 2, 2013

banging the wife

banging the wife is code for losers who have wife's that won't give them any sex. so they lie to their buddies and say they were busy banging the wife which is code for fapping or making love to one's self.

Matt was getting owned by Nick in a meme war and couldn't think of anything to say. So matt said " I was banging the wife." Matt was really fapping or making love to himself while he watched a jib jab movie he made of Nick doing a striptease.

by the meme war master May 8, 2016

bang

1)A loud noise that comes from something when it is hit really hard.
2)To have sex.
3)To hit (a nail or other object) into something (a piece of wood).

1) What was that loud bang I just heard?!
2)I just bang(ed) him last night.

3)I need to bang this nail into this piece of wood.

by Hammer Guy June 13, 2017

banging

Another way to say a female is beautiful and has a nice body

Damn Maritza's banging today.

Wow did you see her ass? She's banging

by Santiago N October 19, 2020

euheuheeeueeeheeeeuuuh (bangs chest aggressively)

It is when you make fun of someone for being retarded and you mock them and go like ueeuueuhhhueuheuhhuehheuhehh *bangs chest hardly* euheueuhueuhuhehuhuueuh

This kid named yards: blblplpss ahohaaa woo hooioo *tenses mussles up wierdly*
Me: thinks with my brain "should i mock him... yes" euheuheeeueeeheeeeuuuh (bangs chest aggressively)

by imabigyearold3 January 25, 2023