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National Suck Dick Day

April 12th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo nigga dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day.
Sloppy Toppy.Double Hand Twist.Gawk Gawk 3000. National Suck Dick Day🤤
by Long Jimmy April 12, 2019
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suck my fat one

Polite way of saying "suck my cock", compatible to blow me
Your a loser.
Oh yeah, suck my fat one ace.
by -CyberPunk- February 6, 2005
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Suck my ballz bitch

Normally a come back in a virtual fight, or a term used in south park alot
Person 1: "Fucking Noob"
Person 2: "Suck my ballz bitch"
by darkhawk224 December 15, 2008
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cum sucking gutter slut

A nasty bitch that will suck anything for drugs any where, time, shape, form, fashion............
That cum sucking gutter slut sucked the whole football team at the same dam time.
by HellYea2016 June 25, 2016
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suck my penis tonight?

When you are feeling really horny, and you want your dick sucked, but... you want it sucked TONIGHT
Daddy - Please sugar momma suck my penis
Sugar Momma - Sorry i dont speak english. Yes i can suck your penis
Daddy - NO SUCK IT TONIGHT. PLEASE SUCK MY PENIS TONIGHT?
Sugar Momma - *Gets ready for some action* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH YES I WILL SUCK YOUR PENIS TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daddy - *Unleashes ultimate power*
Sugar Momma - *Sucks hard*
by OFFICIALnigger September 30, 2020
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Cock-Sucking Train Business

When a group of males, four or more, assemble on a field, indoor or out. One man(Commander) lays on his side and waits for another man(Baron or General) to suck his cock. He comes to the field willing to suck a cock in hopes that another man(U.S. President) will come and suck his cock. The Commander is indebted to the U.S. President and is bound to bring another man(Breaker) the President chooses to suck his cock. The process continues until the final man(Breaker) does not recieve his reciprocal cock suck.
Jeremy Beck: "Hey next week me and a group of guys are gonna get together n suck each others cocks, if u wanna join let me know?"

Izak Brown: "oh hell yeah, can I get on that Cock-Sucking Train Business (CSTB)?"

Jeremy Beck: "Lol, ya if u want in, for sure."
by thetryplethreat July 13, 2010
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two-way nut suck

This is a sexual act where someone sucks a nut sack with a mouthful of soy sauce. Scientists have proven that the human testicles have taste buds, and they can taste sweet foods and unami, which is present in soy sauce. By filling the mouth with soy sauce both the person sucking the nut sack and the person getting their nut sack sucked can taste it. The person being sucked tastes the soy sauce and the person sucking tastes the nut sack and the soy sauce. It's a win-win.
Dude I won't let you suck my balls unless we do a two-way nut suck, because I wanna taste too.
by FatFatChubbyCat January 20, 2020
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