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Love island

A British ITV reality show where a group of brain dead fuck boys and thots spend a week in a holiday villa to find love.

For the 4 years this show has been running there has been nothing but the same old unnecessary drama and bitching and backstabbing, but some how the fruit loops who support this cringe worthy show are still hooked on watching Barbie and Ken look-a-likes shag three days after meeting one another and then crying and getting fake depressed when their two day relationship falls apart.

I have no idea how people still get excited when this program starts every summer, because it just promotes cheating and bullying. The only thing that changes every year are the crack heads that enter the show, but they still get cockier every year. This show makes me ashamed to be british!!
The whole of love island in 10 seconds:
girl : *filling in her drawn in eye brows and straightening over dyed hair* Omg av jus been cheated on init lak dafuq men r all fukin pigs yeh

Boy: *stroking his greasy, over gelled hair* Am sorry but I luv sumwun else yeh it just ain’t working aat

Girl: U ruined ma fukin laf I shoulnt av neva got wiv u
by SaltySpoon178 May 31, 2019
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Love Circle

A romantic scenario where person A loves person B, person B loves person C, person C loves person D, etc. Until you get back someone loving A.
If this is only three people (A loves B, B loves C, C loves A) then people may mistakenly call this a love triangle, but that actually refers to two suitors loving one person who also loves both of them back. Love triangles are very messy, and many love circles also have love triangles within them.
Not to be confused with a circle of love, which is a group of people masturbating together or going down on each other in a circle.
Mom I'm in a love circle, I still love A but she's dating B now even though he keeps trying to hook up with C who says she only wants me.
by Magherra January 29, 2021
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unretweeted love

this occurs when someone follows another's twitter account religiously and the other person does not follow them, or even know he/she exists
"I freak out if I don't read every single one of @taylorswift13's tweets. I am completely obsessed."
"Does she follow you?"
"Um...well...no."
"Ah, I see. Another depressing case of unretweeted love."
by Anna Graham October 10, 2009
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Love Beets

The male gonads. Testicles aching to release a nut.
Sonja sucked the hell out of my love beets last night. My balls are sore.
by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
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Love On Tour

Or "Live On tour" is the Name of Harry Style's shows tour.

Ir you're a Harrie you really want go to the Love On Tour!

(Like me)
A: Hey i get tickets for the love On tour!

B: Omg! I hate you so much right now!

A: I know 😏
by Sweetcheeks28 September 6, 2021
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Love whipped

When your in love so much it’s constantly on your mind like a scar is on your body from a whipping. Somone is constantly on your mind and cloud your descions.
Hakiem-your not the same your love whipped
by D.b.E.e.Z.Y March 7, 2019
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Love jello

(n.) a state of being joined in jiggly, physical love.
You and Katie ARE NOT love jello!
by prematejac February 19, 2015
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