Twenty one pilots

The best band ever that was on hiatus for about a year. But they are back now with a new album Trench.

Twenty one pilots is the best band ever ||-//

by Janyse October 11, 2018

The one that got away

A person who you we're originally supposed to end up with, but due to a cause of fate or by consequences cause by you the relationship failed and as time goes by you wonder what you and that person could have been, making them the one that got away.

Friend 1: isn't that the girl you dated for like a year?
Friend 2: oh yeah, she's the one that got away..

by Josie_182 August 6, 2016

one-child policy

A Chinese government regulation that limited each family to one kid.
In America, we have TV shows like "19 Kids and Counting" that essentially accomplish the same thing.

It's so weird that the Chinese named it the "one-child policy". They should have named it "The no-sibling-rivalry" policy.
It sounds so much better.

by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017

One Pump Man

A mighty hero capable of making the ladies orgasm in just one pump. His ruthless training regime consists of: 6 Nans an hour, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, and 366 days on leap years.

"ONE PUUUUUUUMMMPPPPP"
"Wow Levis, you really are One Pump Man!"

by Funnyneck January 28, 2017

one-man party

When a man, finding himself home alone on a weeknight with nothing to do, decides to have a drink and ends up getting shit-faced over the course of several hours.

Steve walks into work rubbing his head. "Oh man, I have a terrible hangover." "But it's a Tuesday!" Bob exclaims. "Were you out on a date?" "No, I had a one-man party last night. I watched some Netflix, played some guitar, drank a lot of whiskey."

by Mr Philibuster November 22, 2010

One Eyed Smootcher

Male or female who desperately wants everyone to know they are romantically involved with someone, as if they were kissing an individual with one eye open to make sure everyone was watching the romance take place.

It was quite evident Big John was a One Eyed Smootcher, he continually asked people what they did last night so he, in turn, could tell them he had a date with Sarah, the most popular girl in school.

by Sacramento Solon December 19, 2016

One Horse Pony

A phrase used by senile people confused thinking of the more common phrase "one trick pony".

*Replying to press after reporter asks if allegations against Hunter Biden are Russian disinformation:

"Yes, yes, yes. God love you, man. You're a one horse pony."

by senior jota December 22, 2020