shelley dog

when a girl's gag reflex causes her to vomit (often thru the nose) while attemting to "deep throat" a guy during a blowjob; occurs when the chic either (a) underestimates the size of the dick she's sucking; or (b) overestimates her oral prowess.

blowjob, deep throat

Things were going great with that hottie last night, until she gave me a shelley dog in the car. What a mess, but i finished anyway!!

by here4you September 11, 2005

dog party

A term that is generally used to refer to a situation that is particularly lame in nature.

"Dude, I was at Brad's last weekend and it was a total dog party."

"My mom wanted me to help her carry some shit out to the shed, but on the way I stepped in a hole, broke my ankle, and had to go to the god damn emergency room...what a fucking dog party."

by madadam314 January 7, 2009

dog kittens

kittens from dogs;
see also, cat puppies

person: my dog had puppies!!
me: dog kittens!!

by zrrrrrr March 6, 2008

Dog Dart

The erect penis of a male k-9.

A dog dart is created when a male dog becomes sexually excited and its penis exits its protective sheath.

by g-town-gary July 5, 2010

crime dog

Crime dog, in the context of McGruff the Crime Dog.

1)verb. To observe something that someone is doing wrong or something that someone should not be doing and then informing them of the correction.

Person 1 to Person 2: "The instructions say to do it this way."
Person 2: (ignornant) "No, this is the right way"
Person 3: (after verification) "Whoa! Person1 just totally crime dogged Person2!"

by McGruff January 9, 2004

dog nose

For a male to urinate and then wipe his wet cold penis on his partner.

It was horrible, he dog nosed me in the middle of the night.

by Stef Major April 7, 2004

vagina-dog

A hotdog that has been cooked in a microwave until it splits down the middle. The center is then filled with mustard, mayonaise or your favorite sauce.

We were going to roast some wienies, but since we had no matches and no buns we decided to pop them into the microwave and make vagina-dogs.

by Handy Fuse January 12, 2009