Hello, girls!

(greeting) What a blind man says when walking in close proximity to a fish market.

Zippa-dee-doo-dah, zippa-dee-day... Oh! Hello, girls!

by Rick Roberson June 14, 2010

Patient girl

A female patient at the hospital.

The patient girl would whine about how all the students were looking at her twat the wrong way during a pelvic exam, until the hospital staff and students began to lose their patients.

by Solid Mantis October 2, 2019

P.U.N.K girl

P is for the painful way she makes me feel some day
U is for Utopia, the other times with her
N is for the new wave dreams she had back in her teens
K is for the kid in her, my P.U.N.K girl! - Heavenly

This is literally from a song idk P.U.N.K girl

by CrazyCh1ck August 8, 2023

VSCO Girl

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Hey look! It’s an annoying bitch. The vsco girl

by Sksksksksksskskskskskskskskksk August 27, 2019

a girl's hobby

a girl playing with her boyfriend's dick and pleasure

girlfriend: *rides dick like a slut*
boyfriend: Fuck you feel so good I'm so close
girlfriend: Cum inside me and fill me up *rides faster and takes all inches*
boyfriend: FUCK
girlfriend: *stops moving and just sits on it and yawns*
boyfriend: is smth wrong?? please continue I'm almost cumming
girlfriend: I'm sorry babe but I'm so tired cuz you made me cum 8 times
boyfriend: but...
girlfriend: *gets off his dick* maybe I'll finish you off tomorrow
boyfriend: but you already said that yesterday :(
girlfriend: and? Maybe you rather like it if I won't touch you at all tomorrow and just masturbate infront of you and cum hard
boyfriend: no please
girlfriend: good boy<3 never forget that thing between your legs is my property my toy and I'll play with it how much I want and how i want
boyfriend: I know
girlfriend: good night babe *kisses lips* and good night my toy *kisses his dick making it precum even more* it looks so cute precumming and throbing like that. It really looks like you wanna cum, don't you.
boyfriend: YES please
girlfriend: hmmmm nah *kisses his dick again making it throb once again* sleep well<3
boyfriend: You too you naughty thing

that's a girl's hobby

by nohano February 22, 2022

girl question

When a girl asks a boy a question that relates to things only another girl would know the answer to.

Alica and Neil are getting ready to go out

Alicia: “What hairstyle should I wear to the party?” “What color should I paint my nails?” “Should I wear lifts or flats tonight?”

Neil: “ idk why are you asking me all these girl questions ?”

by mcqueenfantastic April 23, 2018

Vandegrift Girls

Vandegrift High school is the only school in the world with girls so mid that the guys became gay and the girls started becoming lesbian because they know if they want some dick, its gonna have to be plastic.
Vandegrift girls, the only thing whiter then kim kardashians bleached ass hole. - Kanye 2022

Whats in common with Vandegrift Girls and sea turtles? They both choke on plastic.

by JoeBiden’sleftnut March 8, 2022