by anon254356356 April 14, 2020
Get the Dirty Oisín mug.after cumming allow a small amount of cum to stay on the tip of the penis, and stick it in her ear (wet willy)
by sex slave September 2, 2006
Get the dirty anthony mug.A Skid mark of substance, left behind from a very wet sloppy loud and long fart. Generally in a "V" shape as it exits the butt crack with great force up your back.
Mom: "Look at these shorts whats this big brown V"
son:" Mom thats my dirty Vincent, i got it after you fed me those tacos"
son:" Mom thats my dirty Vincent, i got it after you fed me those tacos"
by Doogie Robertson October 30, 2006
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Get the dirty montoya mug.When right before the male ejaculates you pull out your star charts to see exactly where it will land. Then you get in position and chant their zodiac sign until cum flys into your mouth. You then use the star chart for clean up.
by MegaMonkeyMoney May 23, 2021
Get the dirty via mug.A Dirty Kleenex is a complicated professional sex move. In order to successfully complete a Dirty Kleenex, one must dangle a woman's head, torso, and arms out a 2nd story or higher window, while having vaginal or anal sex with her. Traditionally, it must be an office building, but looser definitions allow any building with at least two levels. Upon climax, the man must ejaculate into the woman (thus making her "dirty"), and then toss her out the window, as one would toss a dirty kleenex into the trash.
"God, I'm so sad Lindsay died."
"Did you hear what happened?"
"No. What?"
"Jimmy did the Dirty Kleenex with her."
"What? She wasn't even a professional."
"She wasn't even a professional."
"Did you hear what happened?"
"No. What?"
"Jimmy did the Dirty Kleenex with her."
"What? She wasn't even a professional."
"She wasn't even a professional."
by microjimmy March 27, 2015
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