knit my socks

A more discreet way to say “kill myself” if you’re in front of people who will get offended easily.

Ava: Mr. Metzler’s class is so annoying. He assigns way to much homework.

Alaina: I agree. It makes me want to knit my socks.

by my mauw November 7, 2018

Fucking my Shit

Fucking my shit (F’n my S)

While driving , a car pulls out in front of you almost hitting you , you react “Fucking my Shit”

While walking, you almost trip and fall and you say “Fucking my Shit”

by Jewelsbyjulie May 10, 2020

Oh my chuck!

Chuck is the vessel that God chooses to look like. The Supernatural version of "ohmygod!" or "holyshit!"

"Destiel is CANON!" -Misha Collins
"Seriously! OH MY CHUCK!" -the entire fandom
"Haha, psych!" -Jensen Ackles

by Misha=Dad February 14, 2019

MY FRIEND DAISY

My friend Daisy is very nice but.........SHE BULLY ME sometimes, one time she ate my sandwich it had penuts in i shes alecgic to penuts so she started cofing and i laughed and then she went to nurse and she laed down and then she felt beter

My friend daisy be like:
Me:"Ugh daisy so anoying wish she just go ded"
Daisy: "Eats more of my sanwich without remeber the penut"

by YourLocalApple January 10, 2022

Off my Meds

An explanation for unusual behavior, ie forgetting appointments, falling asleep in the middle of the day, lack of energy. Stopping prescribed medication can lead to strange changes in behavior...

Hey, where were you this morning??

Sorry, stopped taking the ritalin last week and I can never seem to wake up; I am a different guy Off my Meds

by IrishMike February 22, 2008

Birds in my nest

When a guy says this it means he came in his pants and his genital regions got sperm on it.His pubic hairs in this area have been covered in sperm and now have dried up creating a nest.

Guy says :There are birds in my nest
Person next to him: what are you talking about?
Guy says: You don't wanna know

by GuyGaiden23X December 14, 2017

wet my hair

A female-only announcement meaning "I have to go for a piss". Only heard in the context of women from the NE of Britain.

Ooh give over will you, I've just got to go and wet me hair!

by Thaarg The Almighty October 1, 2004