Risky nut

When your about to bust a nut you yell mom or dad and try to quickly finish before they enter your room

Tyler:hey do you know why John can’t get on?
Ryland: I heard he tried to do a risky nut and couldn’t finish in time.

by Ise tee January 19, 2020

nut-insideable

Used to describe an attractive female that you’d be willing to risk it all to impregnate. She has all the qualities that make men want to dump a daycare in her. She must have the whole package including but not limited to a fat ass, good job, sick pad and a freak in the sheets.

Damn bro did you go home with lil shawty from the club? She was looking mighty nut-insideable last night with the tight skirt and high heels.

by Wineguy6969 December 29, 2018

Reverse Nut

a way of expressing how disgusting something is. it can also be used when trying to express how devastating a situation is.

situation 1
guy 1: Please look how ugly my ex is...
guy 2: ew.. reverse nut...

situation 2
guy 1: i feel so sick right now...
guy 2: danggg reverse nut...

by daddy simp April 18, 2020

Deez Nuts

by far the best phrase in human history

jack:hey bro
zack:deez nuts
jack: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH, zack you need to wake up, you’ve been in a coma for 2 years
zack:what

by beebybeeber October 21, 2022

Monkey Nut

Monkey semen. So it turns out that apes like to jerk off as much as people do, and can you blame them? But because they don't have a box of tissues handy, they tend to just wipe it over whatever is nearby.

I was walking through the jungle, and I got monkey nut in my hair..

by airzone April 30, 2021

Nut book

A book that has data of every time you have nutted

Oh yes, that’s my nut book I haven’t seen it in years.

by CommonWhiteBoi January 6, 2019

tokyo nut

When your girl cums so hard she screams the Tokyo ghoul intro.

guy 1: "Dude last night my girl starting screaming nonsense."
guy 2: "that my friend is a Tokyo nut."

by Doctorjared January 23, 2019