laid an egg

Commonly used in hockey. When a team plays poorly and/or below expectations. Also "lay an egg" or "laying an egg".

Person 1: Did you see that Leafs game last night?
Person 2: Yeah. They really laid an egg.
Person 1: That's putting it lightly.

by ApathyInaction April 19, 2023

Egg

Chicken period

Chicken periods are unfertilized eggs just like humans

by That one alien September 6, 2020

plain eggs

boiled eggs - eggs kept in their original formation

man i could really go for some plain eggs today, Marcos

by anonymous June 24, 2024

Leo Eggs

Elisas man
yummy pussy 🐱

mumu xx 💋

ghjoo leo eggs

by eliseheyman November 24, 2021

cougar eggs

The act of preforming oral sex on an older woman that is having her period, but she is older so the eggs are rarer and harder to find.

Bro, you wanna go get some breakfast.

"Nah, I'm still full from them cougar eggs I ate last night"

by Mcribbles May 31, 2022

dead eggs

A groupchat on twitter formed by phandom members which became a huge mistake.

"Wow did you hear about Dead Eggs new website?"
"Yes they're really extra."

by exposepml December 16, 2017

Egg and Soldiers

This is when the woman puts their head between the mans legs, then the man puts his penis in the woman's like when your dunking your toast in your eggs (The Soldiers). whilst this is happening the man is resting his testicles in the woman's nostrils similar to the eggs in their egg cups.

Hey, My guy Ralph gave his wife an egg and soldiers last night , he showed me pictures.

by Hugh Jardon 69 June 10, 2018