dry poop

a time when you take a shit but you have something hella hard like your pp and takes forever to push and feels like giving birth

tommyinit: I had a dry poop the other day
wilbursoot: what the fuck
tommyinit: my poop was a boy

by mexicanfoxnigga October 8, 2020

Red poop

poop that is red

OMG remember when i went to the bathroom yesterday, that red poop was eeeeeee

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL July 5, 2021

Tumblr Poop

The act of scrambling a Tumblr post's texts to make humorous or obscure words/phrases. This can range from switching mere text or words around or creating an image of the selected text and altering it to be duplicated, magnified/shrunk, or even putting irrelevant images into the created Tumblr Poop

Wow, I just got Tumblr Pooped!
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This post seems boring... I should Tumblr Poop it!
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Check out this Tumblr Poop. It's hilarious!

by Rare_Walker April 23, 2018

Grey poop on

A condiment use in cooking to take a dump on.. aka grey poupon

You some grey poop on your meat?

by Convo_king89 March 6, 2021

whipping poop

When you drop a massive load in the toilet and it has the sensation of having your anus being whipped.

Man I'd go on a jog but I need to rest after that whipping poop.

by George Riddidy April 20, 2018

Poop bugle

Mouth from which much garbage and trash talk is emitted

I told Geoff to shut his poop bugle before flies lay eggs in his mouth.

by Snakpak G December 28, 2020

Poop Salon

1. Slang term for a high end bathroom

2. Salon which specializes in colonics

“After that big meal I had to pay a visit to the poop salon”

by Excitable Boy_1024 April 18, 2021