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Get the john crane mug.To fuck up so badly due to sheer incompetence and a 1937 elementary school education (and thinking that anything that comes out of that jiggolo-gloving mouth other than Wall Street donor shmegma) that your wife cuckolds you with Ted Cruz on the Senate floor while raising money for Beto O’Rourke’s next campaign while you have to do the tax returns for your party’s pedophile ring.
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2: Bro, that doesn’t make sense
1: Maybe I just John Cornyned the example
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The predilection for masturbating into a full hot water bottle. At the crucial moment of ejaculation, an involuntary spasm overcomes our protagonist, leading to a back-ejaculation (or ebaculation, if you will) of the hot-water bottle's contents onto that most sensitive of areas.
The result: walking like John Wayne.
The result: walking like John Wayne.
"Don't worry," the orthopaedic surgeon said to Peter's mother, kindly. "There's nothing wrong with his legs. It's just a particularly vigorous case of adolescent John Waynism."
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