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LaPorte Middle School

a middle school (hell) in northern indiana (LaPorte County)

people usually refer to this place as kesling even though that's only for 5th and 6th graders.

racists, hicks, wannabe gangsters, people with a body count of 80, homophobes, trump lovers, andrew tate stans, rude people, pick mes, nic fiends, and more live here.

La Porte is french for "the door" which must mean "the door to hell" when it comes to the schools in the town.

the teachers are either extremely strict or WAY too lax.

if you think the cliques at your school are bad, it's way worse here.

if you walk into the bathroom at the right time, you will witness someone vaping or someone getting railed in a stall.

the counselors are nice. the principals at both the middle school and high school though? YIIIIIKES. they worry about the wrong stuff. they legit think people are telling others to *hurt* themselves but that's not the case. kids are getting harassed and bullied. kids are getting into fights. there is so much going on.

there's so much more going on but this school makes me wanna die and others as well. it's a horrible school.

have this school be your (almost) last choice besides michigan city.

you are better going off to westville or valpo or something.
Person 1: "So, how's LaPorte Middle School? Is it a good place?"
Person 2: "Absolutely not, never come here. It's actual hell."
by deviousmclick January 3, 2023
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Hull middle school

a stupid ass school where fat hoes and bum ass gay Indian kids go to preach there shit to gahndi but then we have those dog eaters who get high test scores and then the fuvking high school has a 3.7 rating so fuck
hell middle school is shit
Hull middle school is gay
by ok u hull July 21, 2019
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Twin lakes academy middle school

Worst school ever everyone there is gay and fake periodt
Hey did u hear of twin lakes u mean twin fake twin lakes is so fake so it now twin fake twin lakes academy middle school
by Ceocool January 6, 2019
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Irene Lopez middle school

A school with a nice community and environment.
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Indian River Middle School

Indian river middle school is a peice of shit filled with hores and fake ass people the teachers are sexist and its fucking gross the water fountains are shit and so are the people and there ain't no thick girls
by Teagan Wynne March 28, 2020
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Carroll middle school

this school is a wad of ripe fuck shit.school food is out of this world which is why they are treated like aliens. the school principle set on there phat asses and yell at u when u text ur mommy in the commodore taking a fat shit cause u got hit in the face w a sandal. very cute asf.
“what school do u go to”
“o me? i go to carroll middle school” the widdle my fiddle school”
“oh so um ur a furry?”
by omfg dipwad May 6, 2022
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walsh middle school

a middle school for rich kids who are cocky and really good athletes. p.s. if u hear someone say y’all there, it’s 100% normal.
did u hear how walsh beat cedar valley?
wow, walsh middle school is good at sports
by katie patatie October 20, 2019
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