E-penis

The attitude common in cranks and tech nerds who try to avoid being “sheeple” by creating unnecessary complexity. This includes attemps at “sticking it to the man” by avoiding elegant, well honed solutions. They have the relentless urge to muck around default settings to show how 1337 they are.
Good examples are installing pfsense instead buying an off the shelf router that’s simpler. Using the command line (for non repetetive tasks) even though the GUI takes the same time.

My start8 menu is conking out.
Yeah, no wonder. You should know better than to muck around with the default setup to show off your e-penis.

by gmoney2 February 18, 2019

e-posit

When you deposit a check to your bank account using an online app. Past tense is "e-posited".

Yeah, I'm almost ready to go to lunch, just let me e-posit this check and then we can leave.

by luvmyreddog February 8, 2018

E-Dick

When you get dick over the internet

Matt: I’m so sexually frustrated

Steve: Just get some E-Dick

by MegaPrime78 February 20, 2019

E-emasculate

To insult a guy's masculinity/virility online.

You didn't have to e-emasculate me by commenting with a bunch of ballerina emojis on Facebook.

by 3gmaxud August 22, 2014

E Jack

To have an orgasm

We were at it for 30 minutes, I had to hit a E Jack when she got on top

by Lexx Diamond November 26, 2018

E-boy

abbreviation for “electronic boy”, is when a male human being uses such social media as Instagram, TikTok, etc. in a way to try to get some attention to make themselves feel better while also acting in ”cringe” ways, such as “simping” and “turning lesbians straight”. Some try to find a soulmate on the internet, which usually happens because of their “simping” nature. The stereotypical “e-boy” look would be dying your hair in dark colors, earrings, wearing bandanas and wearing sportswear from bands such as Adidas and Nike. But it is worth noting that not all e-boys match the stereotypical look, but do tend to wear at least one of the clothings mentioned above from time to time.

Matt is actually acting like an e-boy now, he is wearing a bandana instead of an actual mask to get his haircut, I hope he doesn’t catch the corona virus!

by Yuhaino May 24, 2020

e-intimidate

When you intimidate someone online.

"I e-intimidated her I think. She isn't talking to me anymore!"

"I don't want to e-intimidate you."

"I'm not coming across as e-intimidating am I?"

by Soph88 May 20, 2011