Purple Potato

They are your best-friends. They help you be your truest self in pieces that are as unique as you. The apparels are so comforting that they feel like a hug. They’ll never let you down. Every wash just makes the quality better. They share the same values as you. They are eco-friendly too. Once you hold their hands, you’ll never want to let them go. The soft, supple hand feel that the luxury apparels offer make them the best.

Friend: She has Purple Potato. Let me get one too!

by PurplePotato.in November 24, 2021

pew potato

A churchgoer who stews in the benches without doing anything outside the church walls.

He's a talented guy, too bad he is a pew potato.

by fallenwarrior69 December 15, 2019

potato

potatos are nice to eat bro why not eat they are cool

totally not an reference from portal or portal 2 potato

by MegaMiner June 4, 2020

Potato

Potatoes are the best thing to ever exist.

Boy 1: yo aren't potatoes the best.
Boy 2: I don't like potatoes.
Boy 1: man you a bitch

by Yourmomsmyh0e October 18, 2022

Potato Scarce

A person who lacks potatoes in their life and or has a face similar to a potato

That starving child is such a potato scarce.

by Noswag October 28, 2015

Potato Master

Joshua

man hes such a Potato Master

by cortor March 28, 2023

Undercooked Baked Potato

noun

(1) slang for virgin

Hey @CG04 you're an undercooked baked potato

by stufdcrw February 25, 2021