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jack the tab

subculture slang for ingesting LSD
I've got some white clinical blotter! do you wanna jack the tab?
by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006
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Jack Cruise

An activity where a group of friends drive around in the country listening to Jack Johnson music and smoke marijuana
"Hey meet at the high school to go on a Jack Cruise in 30 minutes"
by The H-town Crew October 20, 2007
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tongue jack

verb.
The act of licking with great enthusiasm, so much that it appears as if the licker is attempting to lift the entire body weight of the lickee using only the tongue.
Analagous to a floor jack lifting a car.
Used for describing the act of cunnilingus or analingus, or non literally as an eager ass kisser or brown noser.
I tongue jacked her so hard, I lisped for three days afterward.

She asked me not to tongue jack her until the friction burns healed.

No need to tongue jack my shitbox, I'll lend you the money.
by SometimesDoc January 6, 2007
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Jacking Off

when you take your penis and stroke it up and down intill you shoot the white
that bitch would'nt gimme none last night so i pounded the ol geezer in intill my jacking off juice came.
by Kanidate October 4, 2005
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Jacked Up

(v.) To get "jacked up" is to be altered in a fashion that is undesirable or not to normal working condition(Ex. 1). Could also be something completely undesirable, such as an event(Ex 2). Also could be used as slang for being in a fight...and losing(Ex. 3).

(n.) A truck(or car) with a lift kit. Most likely a 4x4 pickup truck. Mainly used as slang by people from rural areas(Ex 4).
1. Man this screwdriver is jacked up! See that bend in it?
2. The water bill is 300 dollars? That is jacked up!
3. Dude did you see John after that fight lastnight? He got jacked up!
4. "Yeah the parking lot is muddy, can't get to the door. I take my Jacked Up and drop it down in four-by-four." -Drink In My Hand by Eric Church.
by Mastercat 001 October 22, 2011
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Jack of Spades

A homosexual male who aggressively eats ass
by I-aggressively-munch-booty October 21, 2019
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jacked up

To get absolutely annhilated in a football hit.
by Mike January 9, 2004
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