bitch issues

Noun, plural.

The possession of which indicates a womanly attitude in a man about stupid useless shit.

- "What's with Ian lately?"
- "Yeah, he's got bitch issues. He complained for five minutes about the paperwork for a valve spring."

by Looger May 18, 2005

bitch naw

used when asked a question that is stupid or retarded; also used when something that has already been asked

1: Are yall going to the game?
2: Yeah. Of course.
3: Are yall going to the game?
2: ....BITCH NAW!

by Edberg P. December 13, 2007

follow the bitch

slang for "follow the queen", a variation of seven card poker

"ok boys, this ones gonna be follow the bitch - no bitch, no game."

by Mr. B June 1, 2004

Bitch Titties

1. See Man Boobs
2. What you say whenever something terrible happens.

2. I was playing Mario Kart and I was in 1st for a while but now I'm in 12th. Bitch Titties!

by Drbrendan October 26, 2008

manky bitch

when a girl is not only a stuck up bitch, but is also disgustingly ugly and or stinks like an old man's crotch. or just in general, a name to call people when you can't think of anything decent to call them.
must be accompanied by a crab-like dance and said with a cockney accent.

what you staring at? YOU MANKY BITCH?

oh god mate, look over there at that MANKY BITCH!

by alanosaurusrex July 26, 2009

Bitches Be Crazy

One of the only phrases a man can say to comfort himself after a woman does something irrational, ignorant, or insane. It is used to laugh away the confusion a "bitch" inflicts upon a perfectly sane man.

Marcus: "Taylor is driving me crazy man! She doesn't make any sense."
Jordan: "Well, you know how it goes man..."
Marcus: "Yeah, bro..."
Jordan: "Bitches be crazy."

by Lord of the Disco March 5, 2011

bitch kitty

your listing is incorrect in saying that the phrase "bitch kitty" was coined in 1997. i heard my father, born in 1914, use the word in the 1950's. given that his views on the world were rather ridgid, he had probably used the word since the 1930's.

by the way, what is the proper manner for editing an existing word?

she's a real bitch kitty.

by rswitz April 15, 2010