bitch wax

A really smelly ointment bitches use to make themselves look more beautiful. Think organic exfoliating creams and other expensive products.

Damn dude, you stank like bitch wax.

by bitch12hoe April 9, 2015

Wax dab

Dab of wax

We need to go take a wax dab

by Jimmy neutron 2000 March 19, 2019

Soldier wax

The act of going down on somebody extremely hairy, but putting superglue around your mouth before making contact with the pubic hair, thus waxing their privates.

"Did you go down on that hairy girl?"
"Not so hairy anymore. Gave her the ol soldier wax."
"OHSHIIIT."

by Dartydartykatt January 12, 2015

waxing the candle

To wax the candle is to polish the knob. In other words what boys do 34932748374 times everyday..to masturbate.

The candle is the penis as the wax is the motion.

Fernando likes waxing the candle exactly at 5:00 P.M everyday.

by HoeDurr June 1, 2006

Ball of Wax

A haphazard jumble of related issues or items brought together all at once, in the manner of rolling around a sticky ball of wax to collect small bits of assorted debris

"We only wanted a plane ticket, but the travel agent wanted to sell us the whole ball of wax."

by Betsy Tea August 9, 2012

WAXING ASS

To have sexual intercourse

Caller 1: Hey, what are you doing?
Caller 2: I have sherill here and we are straight waxing ass!
Caller 1: Wax away my friend, wax away.

by shelby123 February 14, 2008

Wax Seal

That moment when you go in for anal and the other person shits creating a seal of excrement around their brown hole with a recognizable shape in the center.

Wendy hadn't told Tom just how badly she had to visit the bathroom and they accidentally created a wax seal on her ass.

by 220HostbyNight April 21, 2016