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My lights were off

The website said I needed to pay by the 26th... They sent me something in the mail saying that I needed to pay by the 15th.... They shut it off on the 22nd while I was asleep. I woke up and saw that the light was off and I knew exactly what happened. And then I sat in the dark and tried to call them but once they turn it off the make you pay something up front and I'm like "I use the fucking website. I go and pay by what the fucking website says and it says the 26th" and this chick sounded like she was about to cry. And guess when I got paid. Guess... The exactly date of my pay day was the 26th. The day by which the website said I had to pay.
Hym "So my lights were off, fuckface. Do you like it? Do you like my little show I put on here? I do it either the lights off sometimes. I KNOW I posted to bitch about it when I happened. Remember that? Remember? I know I posted with about it. Did you laugh?"
by Hym Iam October 25, 2025
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bubbles were boiled

Frank had sexual intercourse with Robs sister. Robs bubbles were boiled.
by Jimmierustler October 4, 2013
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were getting raided

hop on were getting raided-xvaqr
im jerking-xvpws
trippled all dead-xvqws
by anonymous November 4, 2023
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Even if you were the Devil, i’d still love you.

To love someone like a dog and have the will to commit to love them forever no matter what. Even if they gave you hell and treated you as if they were the Devil.
“it’s ok you treated me so horribly. Even if you were the Devil, i’d still love you.”
by Nile H August 15, 2024
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So...It All Started When You Were 7

AN EASY BUT SHORT WAY TO SPEED UP THE PROGRESS OF A STORY. (If you get punched, I am not responsible for your well-being)
BEING 1: SO WHAT HAD HAPPEN WAS...
BEING 2: So...It All Started When You Were 7...OKAY GET TO THE GOOD PART.
by LyNx00 October 18, 2022
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You wish you were a Delic

This phrase is used to mockingly imply that someone aspires to be a member of the prestigious Delic family. The Delics are renowned for their wealth, class, and widespread admiration. However, using this expression as an insult suggests that the person being addressed falls short of the Delics' status and is seen as inferior.
Person A: "Hey dude, look at this new watch I just bought!"
Person B: "Ha. You wish you were a Delic."
by Mister Maine January 22, 2024
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