Twitter on the Shitter

noun. Taking a laptop or other portable device in the bathroom to feed the addiction of twitter

James: Why did you take your netbook in the bathroom with you?

Megan: Dude, I got a total hard on for some twitter on the shitter.

by Coostis April 17, 2011

Desk Shitter

A person that shits on someone's desk. Typically, as the last straw in a fight . Not a habitual action.

Heather became a desk shitter the day she quit her job and shat on her coworker's desk.

by Deskshitter July 6, 2010

secret shitters

People who have a weird phobia about shitting in public places, including restrooms. If they absolutly have to shit, they go to lengths to make sure no one knows that they have shat, which they always fail at because their guilty little faces lets the world know anyways.

"Oh god I just can't wait... looks like it's time for secret shitters again."

by imighthaveknown September 16, 2005

party shitter

A person who completely ruins a party by stopping the fun or completely ruining the mood. Basically an extreme version of the Party Pooper.

"That cop totally broke up our party"
"Yeah...what a Party Shitter!"

by koehlerdus January 1, 2007

Lancashire shitter

The act of defecating on a Lancashire hotpot and then disguising the faeces as gravy.

The act is common when the host has dinner guests they are not particulary fond of.

John: Here comes the hotpot!

Liam: Yum yum! My favourite!

John: You want gravy Liam? *Laughing in head about Lancashire shitter*

Liam: Please John, I love lumpy gravy!

by Pete616 April 25, 2011

blowing shitters

The process on a submarine of expelling solid and loose bodily waste out of a submarine at hight pressure.

The sanitary tanks were getting full so the chief of the watch decided it was time to start blowing shitters to sea.

by Jeasus November 11, 2006

Milk Shitter

Homosexual who shits cum.

Sanchez is the biggest milk shitter I've ever met.

by Chodey McSnatch August 3, 2015