When your sister is so hairy, you feel obligated to defend her honor by getting drunk on vodka and giving reverse handjobs to your friends. Its mostly awkward because of the direct eye contact.
Kori's beaver went clear up to her nipples, so Ryan was happy to give us all Russian tillers down by the train bridge.
by Incarsr8 April 10, 2020
Get the Russian tillermug. by MacDaddyTheo July 3, 2014
Get the Russian Fishingmug. by bigboipete February 28, 2022
Get the Russian Shipmug. An “army filled with corruption, lack of training, no will to fight, equipment older than your grandpa, and so incompetent that it will made zhukov throw a temper tantrums.
Dimitri: Dude ivan said he found a washing machine in Ukraine
Boris: nah he’s in the Russian Army you? He probably stole it from someones home
Boris: nah he’s in the Russian Army you? He probably stole it from someones home
by Russian warship go fuck urself January 18, 2023
Get the Russian Armymug. (noun) The act of finding the (barely) upside in a terrible situation. Usually used in a oxymoron type of way.
"Did you know that Detroit has twice the murder rate of Iraq?" asked Ben. "Here's the bright side, this means that Iraq, is halfway to democracy. This also means that if you live in Detroit, join the U.S. Army and get deployed to Iraq, your chances for survival just doubled. That's Russian Optimism."
by beeenjammin December 30, 2014
Get the Russian Optimismmug. When you pour alcohol into a girls anus then insert you're penis and make a whirling motion like a tornado
Bra I gave this girl a Russian tornado last night I poured vodka in her ass and gave her the tornado
by Stupid Steve 69 May 11, 2016
Get the Russian tornadomug. by crumbones July 16, 2016
Get the Jolly Russianmug.