Celebrity Diet

Crystal meth. ... But also any heavy drug or alcohol consumption infused with Pop culture and/or streetlife 24/7. Basically, it is a lifestyle.

Also; Sometimes referred to as "Jillian Michaels", used to describe "closet" addicts and so-called "functional smokers" whom balance a seemingly successful career or law abiding outward appearance, all the while secretly being dope feins.

The term originated in Burbank, Ca. by local youth in the city's hillside area who "served".

"pull out the pookie and a camera, lets celebrity diet!"
"t.m.f.u.! Rip Roek & Buda"

by Clara Blanqy December 19, 2018

Diet FNAF

A term used to described a story or series that replicates elements of the Five Nights at Freddy's series for an underwhelming payoff.

The Walten Files was basically diet FNAF.

by ThePoochster August 9, 2021

The Brummer Diet

Starvation due to the recent placement of braces on one’s teeth, often leading to death.

Victim: “I just got my braces today, it hurts like a butt cheek on a stick to eat anything!”
Bystander who doesn’t give a shit: “Sounds like you need to go on The Brummer Diet!”

by Pepsi_Patriarchy February 19, 2019

Mac Diet

A diet consisting of fast foods only, which will eventually lead to your demise.

Dude, that fat fuck must be on a Mac Diet!

by MacguyverGirl January 12, 2013

donut diet

The quintessential diet to put on a spare tire.

Man! Jim has really packed on those spare tires.

That is what happens when you get on a donut diet.

by Hellsangel June 6, 2015

Diet Pirate

When you try to shed some timber and a colleague or family member asks if you fancy some cake or any other heart attack inducing snacks.

(man 1.) My healthy eating plan was going so well before some stupid cow in the office waddled in, armed with some of the finest cakes ive ever seen... i snaffled the lot...

(Man 2.) damn bitch, what a f*cking diet pirate!!

by KungFuDangerous October 9, 2009

meth diet

Using the amphetamine as a dietary substance by abstaining from food for the duration of the dosage. IE, 8 ball = 20 hours, a half = 100 hours and some felonys.

I was on my meth diet when I shot them crackers to gets money for more medicine.

by Mello Fello June 26, 2014