bathroom shopping

Visiting multiple bathrooms looking for the perfect one (empty or clean, depending on your needs) before committing to it. Derived from the term border shopping.

Man, this place has some active colons at five o'clock. I was holding my ass in but I went bathroom shopping on all 3 floors anyway... I need my privacy!

by shy bowels December 21, 2006

bathroom queen

a new york unbanite who spent half of his day servicing unsolicited COCK in the dirtiest, nastiest, stinkiest, filthiest public subway lavatory in the city.

vincent was crowned the new york city bathroom queen with his princess shakil on the side.

by nvy April 5, 2008

bathroom staller

An absolutely lavatorioushly rrretardated conservative man boy, lovers if you will, of the male man pusswassian, who regularly just hasssss to have their sex with a meat lovers pizza and a cup of toilet. They make no sense and neither does this definition, but fuck it.

Church of the Evacuate Digestion

bathroom staller: Psst, hey buddy, you know what would go good with this toilet? *tap* *tap* *tap*

guy in next stall: get the fuck outta here you bathroom staller. you're holding up the nation.

by Church of the Evacuate Dig October 8, 2011

use the bathroom

Use the bathroom

(Utb)
When a man thinks he needs a woman but really just needs to ejaculate on something, an enlightened Woman may says...

utb!

I.E.

Would you please use the bathroom not me

An accommodating woman that doesn't want to upset the status quo, She might just put her hand on her chest Like protecting herself - Who me?

She will eventually come to her senses.

You are so magnificent I can see this really going places

That's nice, Use the bathroom!

by Money budlinks January 9, 2014

pseudo-bathroom

a semi-desolate, discrete, dark place where you have to quickly drop your pants for bladder and/or bowel relief if you really have to go and there is 1.) no open public bathroom around 2.) no law enforcement people around 3.) you don't feel like cleaning up an awful mess in your pants/the car.

Stop the car I need to declare this dead end street a pseudo-bathroom in my honor.

by busterboner September 3, 2009

bathroom finger

a word pretaining to the "third leg"

i shook my bathroom finger

by luke anstet June 10, 2011

Bathroom Bishop

A man who yanks his crank in the school bathroom and GETS CAUGHT! They beat with glee while sipping tea.

The bathroom bishop has one of many henious deeds. He scales the bathroom and protects with might, for if you try to stop him, he will give u that pipe!

by BishopsBiggestFan December 13, 2022